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4. RUBE
Un-intelligent lacking in class, a rube is an Idiotic person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam. Most commonly identified as one THADEUS WEINTZEN OF ARLINGTON VIRGINIA. Rube's will occasionally call others :rube" to deflect embarrassment and ridicule from oneself in a vain attempt to be accepted by society.
Gosh darn thaddeus is a RUBE
1. rube
Hick, redneck, 'an unsophisticated countryman' in Canadian and US slang
'hey, rube!' - Hunter Thompsons ESPN column
by Biggus Willus Jan 6, 2003 add a video
2. rube
An unsophisticated hick or bumpkin.
What sort of country-fried rube writes this slop?
by ...hellno Feb 19, 2004 add a video
3. rube
Idoit, mark, stupid, person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam
So who is the rube for our new scam?
5. Rube
A term used by used by carnies to describe an disgruntled outsider (usually a small town local) who is no longer fooled and has realized he is being scammed by a rigged game.
"I think this Rube is wise to us."
6. Rube
A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")
"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"

"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"
7. Rube
A person who unnecessarily complicates matters. An homage to Rube Goldberg, an early 20th century cartoonist who satirized such tendencies.
Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
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