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sucks
when something horrible happens
Person 1: My car broke down!
Person 2: Man that rubs!
by justgivemeaname May 26, 2005
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"Man, that is one R.U.B. right there."
by Kujo1200 July 08, 2007
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to rub the back of someone's neck really hard, when they have done or said something stupid. You must call "rub" before you can take action. If someone says "no-rub" before you say "rub" then you can't rub them.
Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Terri: Rub

Kelly: How many letters are in the alphabet? No rub!
by KeiKei May 09, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A special kind of sexual act where someone is pleasured simply by being slowly rubbed or carressed across their body
"Oi James is this the rubbing room?" "Yeah come on give me a cheeky rub" "RUB"
by liquidass99 May 14, 2016
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by Alomomola March 21, 2017
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A RUB is a random unexpected boner. Kinda explains itself. Its comes and goes and is definitely not needed.
"F*ck man. I got a R.U.B.!"
"Aw man, im so sorry"
by Bob man meyers March 07, 2017
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