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Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."
"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.
by s%mebody March 07, 2013
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