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5.
"Read the fucking manual." The most obvious solution to most tech problems. Also the most overlooked solution.
"How do I format the text this way?"

"RTFM. F1 works, you know..."
by Maerc January 13, 2005
 
15.
stands for Read The Fucking Manual
I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM
by SYS-35 January 08, 2009
 
16.
According to Michael Swaim in the video "Agents of Cracked" episode 5 RTFM refers to "Rolling on the Floor Masturbating"
Dude I was home alone yesterday so I totally RTFMed
by CrackedForever April 06, 2013
 
17.
Ruining The Furniture Masturbating
I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.
by Throatwobler April 13, 2010
 
18.
Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)
"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"
by MeJuliee!! January 18, 2010
 
19.
Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"
"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"
by Cracked42 November 14, 2009
 
20.
used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)
RTFM you dumbass.
by The Return of Light Joker September 05, 2008
 
21.
Read the fucking manual
To be used commonly by salespersons in electrical shops such as Comet. When a customer returns with the polystyrene still inserted inside the walkman and complains that it does not work! One can coin the phrase, "Dont worry sir, it's juts a case of RTFM".
by Derek Paterson July 10, 2008