ROFLMAOWWFGAEADCBFMWNLOTOOOPBIJLTCATKAIAHAOOFAAC 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while watching Family Guy and eating a double cheese burger from McDonald's with no lettuce or tomatoes or onions or pickles because I just like the cheese and the ketchup and I also had an order of fries and a Coke.

A: Hey, B, want to hang out tonight?
B: No, I think I'm going to be ROFLMAOWWFGAEADCBFMWNLOTOOOPBIJLTCATKAIAHAOOFAAC tonight.

ROFLMAOWWFGAEADCBFMWNLOTOOOPBIJLTCATKAIAHAOOFAAC by What Would Jayson Werth Do? October 25, 2010

roflmaowpmp

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing my pants.

LoL! ROFLMAOWPMP!

roflmaowpmp by d0tt February 17, 2004

ROFLMAOWMPIMH 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with my penis in my hand

I tripped over my lollerskates and now i'm ROFLMAOWMPIMH!!!

ROFLMAOWMPIMH by the roflmaster August 21, 2007

ROFLMAOWWTEPTPCAHUITHSICLA 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Watching Tv Eating Popcorn Then Playing CS And Hit U In The Head So I Can Laugh Again!

Person 1: Today i kill my mom...
Person 2: ROFLMAOWWTEPTPCAHUITHSICLA!

ROFLMAOWWTEPTPCAHUITHSICLA by Akerbeltz June 2, 2007

ROFLMAOWEP 

"Rolling on the floor laughing my a!! off while eating pie." Also can have ABABSRC added to the end, meaning "and being attacked by screaming rubber chickens."

Usage: Use this when you want your friends to say "wtf are you talking about??"

See also: ROFL, ROFLCOPTER, ROFLCAKES

Person1: I just put a virus on your computer.
Person1: ROFLMAOWEPABABSRC

Person2: WTF are you talking about???

ROFLMAOWEP by Spazzo McWathafu September 8, 2008

roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

roflmaowwtvap by asdf November 30, 2002

roflmaowiapimp 

stands for rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while i am peeing in my pants.

1-"guess what?"
2-"what?"
1-"chicken butt"
2-"roflmaowiapimp!!!"

roflmaowiapimp by porcupine sausage 9000 September 8, 2005