to put a on a roast involves:
>two eager males
>one horney slut wanting some cock
>and a shinny dollar (decides who goes where)
the ladie must then let the males enter her baby cave and cake hole
AT THE SAME TIME..... she will love it!
try it next dinner party you'll be surprised
also see spit roast
>>"come on boys lets chuck her on the roast"
>"is your sister home cause im hungry for a roast"
June 20, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
Noun form: the aforementioned joke, diss or comeback.
See also sizzle
"When Gonzo got drunk, he made fun of John's ugly-ass suit--it was a delicious roast."
to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility
Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!
Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.
J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
1. Meaning “to ridicule”… the word was popular among middle schoolers circa 2007 and is still nauseatingly overused by childish high schoolers today.
2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.
1. “Look at those ugly shoes! I’m ‘bout to roast him.”
2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.
Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.
Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!
Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...
An individual who doesn't abide by the social norms of civilized society.
''Did you see those roasts in pure last night? Grinding up against anything they could find''.
To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.
It is somewhat akin to a diss in hip-hop culture.
If you look around, you can find videos of Stephen Colbert's roast of President Bush all over the Internet.
Someone with a strong farming background, no regard for their appearance, basically born and raised lifting sheep and getting 'stuck in' with all elements of the farming area. Have no recognition of the proper manner which should be used in Civilized area, such as: Cities, Pubs (that are situated in the middle of nowhere), Off Licences, Nightclubs and just about anywhere you can think of that is not a Farm or a car park with loud exhausts and Subaru jackets. There dress sense generally consists of: Blue bootcut jeans, A checkered shirt, A car enthusiast jacket of some sort (occasionally can be truck or motherbike related!), A set of sandy caterpillar Dessert Boots (but in modern day they have branched into such brands as Timberland!) If for example they are not wearing a shirt you can guarantee they will have some sort of crude demeaning remark written across there t-shirt such as: 'If Found return to pub!' or 'Save water drink BEER!' these are generally purchased in the roasted clothing shop of TJS jeanscene which supplies Farm Animals all over Ireland with all there daily clothing needs! They generally accompany walking down civilized streets with screams such as 'WEH WOW WOOO' If you feel like just having a listen to some ROAST please just log into I-102-104 aka I radio!! this is when the roasts hit the airwaves!!
'Look at the filthy ROAST over there man'
'Oh my god what a farm animal and a roast!'
'What girl is seriously gonna find that ROAST attractive'
the list is endless
Alot of my buddies say pussy is pussy. But I never hook up with a girl if she has roast...