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RBS
"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."

-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."

-Vinny Degaetano
by evilchocolatebar73 April 02, 2008
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RBS
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
by Al April 21, 2004
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RBS
Random Boner Syndrome. When a male's sexual organ is continuously erect at random times.
Doctor: "Holy Crap! What is that?"

Male: "Sorry, I have RBS."

Doctor: "Whew! It's all good, so do I!"
by Ballin All Day January 17, 2012
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rbs
Real Bitch Shit. Kind of like rns which means Real Nigga Shit. Something to say when you're being real. Used mostly on twitter as a hashtag.
I'm not in any way a hoe. #rbs
by arealhoe January 16, 2012
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rbs
Raging Butt Sex
Hey, I'm coming over for some crazy RBS.
by Cameron May 27, 2004
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rbs
(Random Baseline Skanker) - When your out in a club or pub you often come across lone women who just can't help but move their bodies to a filthy base line. Often found around Dubstep. These girls are often found sweaty and dehydrate from to much alcohol but the chances are a friend or your self will fancy your chances.
Oh my god Hugo did you see all the RBS come out in that club last night when they played the Dubstep!?''

I no Arther only went and got Disco Gash with one of them!..

NO WAY... FILTHY!!!!
by Jrainbear September 20, 2011
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RBS
Raging Boner Syndrome

When one conceives of a boner that results in a massive erection that is capable of being seen from under layers for clothes.
"I had RBS the other day at dinner, and I couldn't get up to walk without having to think of Ellen Degeneres, the Zima man, cow manure, and my mom naked."

See also Ron Burgundy in 'The Anchroman'.
by popngen September 29, 2008
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