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9. RBS
1. Acronym for Residual Butt Sweat. See swamp ass. The condition where the climate between one buttocks becomes similar to that of East Texas.

2. An uncomfortable wetness between the cheeks, often require one to contemplate changing his/her underpants.
Dude, it's too hot in here! I got RBS dripping down my thighs.
by rrod Mar 15, 2005 add a video
1. RBS
"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."

-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."

-Vinny Degaetano
2. RBS
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
by Al Apr 21, 2004 add a video
3. RBS
Random Boner Syndrome. When a male's sexual organ is continuously erect at random times.
Doctor: "Holy Crap! What is that?"

Male: "Sorry, I have RBS."

Doctor: "Whew! It's all good, so do I!"
4. rbs
Real Bitch Shit. Kind of like rns which means Real Nigga Shit. Something to say when you're being real. Used mostly on twitter as a hashtag.
I'm not in any way a hoe. #rbs
5. rbs
(Random Baseline Skanker) - When your out in a club or pub you often come across lone women who just can't help but move their bodies to a filthy base line. Often found around Dubstep. These girls are often found sweaty and dehydrate from to much alcohol but the chances are a friend or your self will fancy your chances.
Oh my god Hugo did you see all the RBS come out in that club last night when they played the Dubstep!?''

I no Arther only went and got Disco Gash with one of them!..

NO WAY... FILTHY!!!!
6. rbs
Raging Butt Sex
Hey, I'm coming over for some crazy RBS.
by Cameron May 27, 2004 add a video
7. RBS
Restless Booty Syndrome-n- A condition in which one is at work or school (particularly in an office, classroom, or some other employ that involves extended periods of sitting) where the patient can no longer sit still and must shake their rump, like a salt shaker, in the immediate vicinity of said workplace. Music, particularly that which initiates from the "dirty south", can be used as an aid. Symptoms include (while seated) shifting from one cheek to the other, head bopping, raising the roof, head swaying, popping and locking, the robot, the arm wave, and randomly shouting out, "can I get a dance groove in this bitch!" If you feel the onset of any or all of these symptoms you should immediately: 1.shake that ass; 2.watch yourself; 3.shake that ass; and 4.show me what you're working with.
Heather and Trisha were working on an important research study when Heather began throwing her hands in the air indicating that she did not particularly care for working on her assigned task any longer. Confronted with the onset of Heather's RBS, Trisha immediately started playing the Ying Yang Twins and they both proceeded to shake their groove thang.
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