Random Burning Fire Victim- hypothetical persons invented in Squat VS. Deadlift discussions to assess "functionality"; they are most-commonly unconscious.
Felix: "Yeah, but what if I'm a firefighter or something?"
Gary: "You should deadlift. Zercher-style is preferrable. The barbell will have toughened your forearms to withstand the RBFV's residual heat."
Felix: "Are you sure?"
Gary: "Squats won't help you when you come across that RBFV!"