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1) A bad ass mother fucker nicknamed "The Natural" who fights in the Ultimate Fighting Championship who is the former light heavyweight champion, and is currently the heavyweight champion of the world.

2) A 44 year old you wouldn't fuck with.

One identifiable characteristic of Mr. Couture is the unusual shape of his face, resembling a square more than an oval.
1) Date back to his championship bout over the enormous 6'8", 260lb. Tim Sylvia when we kicked his ass.

2) "If this drunk asshole fucks with me i'm going to Randy Couture his ass."
by Brando239 October 08, 2007

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