R.A.L.P.H. = Rear Aspect Lush, Potential Hottie.
It describes any guy who from the back looks like they could be hot, but you're not sure, as haven't seen their face yet.
"Hey, I reckon that guy in the blue's a bit of a RALPH..."
"Damn, you should see him from the front - totally hot! A complete JOSEPH
To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.
Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
Players. Plain and simple.. They always seem to get their ways when they know that nothing is going to come out of it. Like to cheat on girlfriends, play past girlfriends, and never stick to one girl to being with. Usually treat girls like complete shit and have no respect for them.
Ralph: I am an asshole and a player.
Other person: I know!
An isolated hiccup.
"Hey you just ralphed."
"No I didn't, I hiccuped."
"An isolated hiccup is a ralph!"
"Dude a ralph is a vomit."
Noun: another word for penis. Basically.
Origin: Dont ask.
1 - "That guy has a huge ralph"
2 - "But she sucked his ralph"
Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.
man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.
To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.
Hang a Ralph.
1.To make love while eating tropical fruite mostly consisting of pineapple, papaya, or coconuts.
2.A homosexual act towards the same gender using a fruit (mostly tropical) as a prop.
Yo dude I ralphed so much last night
Everyone that I came into contact with!