Son: You have RADD.
Radio attention deficit disorder
1. The inability to listen to the same station for more than ten seconds
2. Changing stations in the middle of a song just to make sure nothing better is on
3. Unconciously flipping through stations without listening to what is playing
Guy 2: (changes station)
Guy 1: "WTF! That was Rock Me Amadeus"
Guy 2: "Sorry just wanted to check to see if "Pocketful of Sunshine" was on 106.1"
Guy 1: "Did you forget to take your RADD meds?"