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1. R.U.A.H.
Acronym for: "Real Urination And Hobgoblins".
Derived from a common phrase used in the time period of the mid-1600's in Medieval England to exclaim to your conversater how strongly you felt the urge to urinate.
"R.U.A.H.! I gotta take a piss!"
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