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A retard. Used by Stan on Make Love, Not Warcraft.
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
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stupid, pathetic, dumb, annoying
you are such an rtard, that is a softball, not a basketball.
by Tara January 29, 2005
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1) short for retard when your too tired to type

2) Stan's dad in the South Park epp "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

3) The 2 girls next to me in English Comp
{Sirog Fredriksson 23:54}: so miley cyrus and hannah montana are the same person??
{Kitty Hirsch 23:56}: *yawn* yea
{Kitty Hirsch 23:57}: sirog ur such a rtard

Stan's Dad : You've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan Marsh: I am socializing r-tard! I'm logged on to an MMORPG, with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak.

Stan's Dad: I'm not an r-tard.
by Ali Butz May 05, 2008
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Same as retard. See retard
Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.

Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?

Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!

Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.

Tim: What was that?

Kate: You heard me r tard.

Tim: Fuck you guys!
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A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
by Drew Ford October 31, 2006
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A nice way to call an older person a retard....
Son : Listen r-tard this is a mmorpg not a game I am socializing with my friends...

Father : ........I'm not an r-tard.....
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