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the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.
" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.
by bizz March 05, 2004
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A person who sleeps with another person at least 10 years younger than them
P1: How old you said that hoe is
P2: 14
P1:And how old r u
P2: 25
P1:Dang nigga u tryin pull off a r.kelly
by Armani October 07, 2003
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A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.
Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.
by Bradiesel September 08, 2006
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1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!

2. The act of having sex with a minor.
Gaurav pulled an R. Kelly on that bitch!
by kilo May 08, 2003
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a sick man who pissed on a 14 year old chick
'i don't believe r kelly is guilty 'cause he good!' (hypothetically)
by B-Gurl Stallagtyt3 November 24, 2007
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a man who simply likes younger girlz. which iz perverted but has great music.
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by cory October 30, 2003
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Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''
by ballngm September 07, 2005
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