Top Definition
1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.
Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"
by Murr crissmuss December 28, 2009
The act of pissing on someone and giving them golden showers.
I just R. Kelleyed that bitch.
by tatomuck1 October 28, 2008

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