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11.
A man who likes women slightly but is 99% feminin
He has a girlfried but he still paints his nails
by bill hugby May 02, 2005
 
1.
To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.
I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!
by Happy_Cow October 23, 2011
 
2.
When a female qweefs and vaginal fluids spurt out as a result of the qweef
Holy shit! Did you see that girl qwert. Were going to need paper towels asap.
by dashizdocta December 30, 2009
 
3.
The act of cumming or the semen itself.
example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot
by JB* June 02, 2006
 
4.
A verb, used when a rather tragic female is dancing. It is a combination of the three words below:
1. Quiff- vagina fart
2. Twerk- Nasty butt shaking
3. Squirt- A cumming sensation females get when pleased

These all make up QWERT.
Girl 'qwert' that booty.
by Charlie Brown and Ava Lolita April 19, 2009
 
5.
Totally awesome, rad or horrible. It can mean anything really. and if you notice, the "q w e r t" keys on the keyboard go in oreder.
Calm the qwerts down!

You are so qwertsy.

Such a qwertser.
by hellokenni October 08, 2011
 
6.
An exclamation, said emphatically, when a person is feeling awkward.
After tripping over your own feet, one would say, "Qwert!"

awkward weird silly embarrassed
by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 26, 2010
 
7.
Usually known as: a ''Bum'' or ''Party-Pooper'' or ''Jerk''
Usually not said in a nice way..
Qwert Witness: GOSH! Wade's being such a qwert!
Person 2: What's he doing?
Qwert Witness: He's just complaining about how his life is so boring. taking it out on me
Person 2: Sucks for you