quango 

QU=QUasy
A=Autonomus
N=Non
G=Government
O=Organization

Mr. Robinson's and his quango

quango by Adri@n May 4, 2003

quango 

I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.

The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.

quango by Spudgun August 29, 2006

Quangoed 

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.

Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!

Quangoed by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009

Qurangasm 

Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.

Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*

Qurangasm by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

quango 

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

quango by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Johnny quango 

Another word for “wank”

I walked in on Charlie Having a Johnny quango

Johnny quango by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 6, 2020

Andy Quango 

A person who was the receiver, they contracted LIGMA from falling into a TV with Dino-cookies. This was the first ever recorded case of LIGMA (a variant of BOFA which appeared in the 42nd century through to the 69th century). This was the first instance of the terror disease LIGMA. Within 48 hours his symptoms worsened until he decided to go to the hospital. At the hospital the doctors realised how severe his case was, They found out he had a previously unknown disease which they named LIGMA standing for Lick Idiots Gay Mum Arse. The hospital was shut down, the military came and boarded up the hospital, they then burned it. Though, they had just eliminated the new disease over there. In China a nerd called Roberto contracted LIGMA. This time Roberto went into a catatonic state vomiting a blue-green liquid every hour.

Andy Quango is a quacking quack duk.

Andy Quango by Iamarealscientist August 24, 2022