A tavern for friends where belligerent drunks hang out and weekend warriors are made. An exquisite bar located in Cleveland where the local drunkards go to get belligerently hammered. Only the most supple domestic beverages are sold. Quinn's turns your below average woman into a dime piece. It picks you up after a long week of work/school or any other troubles you may have.

Quinnsday -- A weekly tradition/holiday that some refer to as Wednesday or Friday

a disease of the neural system characterized by increased susceptibility to become "very sick or tired" on Friday nights. Caused by a lack of testicles and transmitted chiefly via the "pussy whip" or"female bitch slap", though possible by inappropriate sexual contact with men or boys. Even though Quinn's can be contracted at any time, the peak of this sickness always occurs between 8-10 pm on Friday nights. The reasoning for this is still unknown to this date, but is rumored to be directly correlated to the anal insertion of "furbies" during this time period. Mike Quinn