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(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)

The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).

Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1

"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"

Example #2

"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009

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