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8.
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
by pony graph November 12, 2009
 
9.
Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
by fran429 June 29, 2006
 
10.
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
by spurstildeath January 05, 2014
 
11.
Another word for F**k

To be ticked off
"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"
by Dudeboyguy August 19, 2011
 
12.
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009
 
13.
comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.
i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly
by maddowg1356 October 19, 2009
 
14.
Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.
If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.
by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007