The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)
Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good
by nickdckgibson September 30, 2014
A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 09, 2010
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
by pony graph November 12, 2009
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
by spurstildeath January 05, 2014
A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
by J4G February 17, 2011
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
by ApolloTloc March 17, 2008

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