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when the poom poom farts. You know, them dutty gyals.
-".... oh damn bitch, that stinks!"
-"that borrito gave me the quiffs puto!"
by Spontaneous Combustion May 23, 2006
 
1.
badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart
Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.
by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003
 
2.
Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
by Smith January 24, 2005
 
3.
A hairstlye from the 50's revived by the rockabilly and psychobilly scene. It is not to be confused with queef.
They turn around steal our riffs,
Next think you know you see a boy band with quiffs.

-The Quakes
by Subcultural Girl September 04, 2003
 
4.
A slang term originating in the 1920's, a quiff is a slut or cheap prostitute.
Mrs. Stengel was a total quiff today.
by Mark Twain, Jr. November 23, 2010
 
5.
A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.
"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."
by Twigs_01 January 05, 2010
 
6.
A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 09, 2010
 
7.
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
by pony graph November 12, 2009