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"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."
"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."
by Robert Flynn, Machine Head January 11, 2004
 
1.
Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl
"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"
by ACBP October 23, 2013
 
2.
Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...
"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)
by Millidred June 21, 2005
 
3.
Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.
'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'
by Tommy Theobald November 30, 2005
 
4.
Seriously fucking hot.
Ja'mie is so quiche
by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013
 
5.
Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.
OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche
by itsactuallynotme November 09, 2013
 
6.
"Quiche.............Quiche you say what is that?"............

Well in short its a craze that is taking off in the East Midlands, more specifically Lenton, the student area of Nottingham. Scrapping the definition, quiche has become 'THE' word on the street. Taking any form of adjective, noun, verb and so on, quiche is the perfect word for everything. Quiche is always used in GOOD manor and in delight. The fact that it rolls of the tongue with such a satisfying ease is why it is so good. Examples include:

Endless possibilities........Quiche is dot dot dot dot dot.
Man those jagearbombs got me absolutely quiched last night
by Quiche Pioneer January 27, 2011
 
7.
A slang term/alternate pronunciation of cash.
Tom: Old man Phillips burned down his own shop? Why the fuck?

Alex: Quiche.
by Inertient November 23, 2009