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Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl
"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"
by ACBP October 23, 2013
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Ja'mie is so quiche
by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013
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Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.
OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche
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Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.
'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'
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Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...
"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)
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"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"
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An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie
My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.
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