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When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.
"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."
by MonsieurPickle June 02, 2014