| 1. | Queerness in the Rearness | ||
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Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus. Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!
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| 2. | Faggatronics | ||
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The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.
The mechanics of queerness encompassed. 1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.
2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics. |
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| 3. | HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4) | ||
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HomoSexual Level. Levels included are HSL 1-verbal queerness HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping) HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping) HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1- Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass. HSL 2- Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back) Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass. HSL 3: Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg) Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3! HSL 4- Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg) Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like! |
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| 4. | fagitosity | ||
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1. The relative amount of gayness in a particular individual as compared to his surroundings
2. A scale used to measure Absolute Queerness, first invented by Don E. Brosco in late 2002. Your fagitosity is exceeded only by your love of all things Nismo.
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| 5. | Hawkridge | ||
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Someone with pubes for hair, a high voice, and more stomach rolls than the michalin man.
Also another word for gay, high pitch, queerness. *Sing in a high pitch voice while cleaning...* " You, I want to take you to the library!"
"You hawkridge! How dare you slap mah mother with a wet fish!" OR just simply say "HAWKRIDGE" in a gay high pitch voice!!!!!! |
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| 6. | Gay -Ka-Bob | ||
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A gay-ka-bob is any person male or female that is prone to or at risk for homosexual activities. not literal homosexuality of course, but the figurative type which includes but is not limited to oddnessand overall queerness. That damn billy he's such a GAY-KA-BOB he looks like an oompaaloompaah
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| 7. | Madison High School | ||
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The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity B) Tried some kind of drug or C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon. "Dude, I just got high walking down the Science Hall!"
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