The name for anyone who has been exposed to a large amount of gaydiation. A gayger counter is needed to detect the presence of anyone contaminated with gaydium.
Person 1: "It seems I have consumed a large portion of gaydon."
Person 2: "Haha, do you like dicks in your butt?"
Person 1: "Uhh...what?"
Person 2: "Haha, your new name is Queerballs Gayburg."