The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.
Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"
Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"
Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".
Person 2: "Good luck with that!"