| 1. | Queen Elizabeth Islands | ||
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A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research. Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right?
You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there. Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know? You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there. |
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