The Queen of the Dopplegangers
“Say Hello to Queen Dopplepopolis for me!”
“Dopplepopolis? Is that Greek?”
“Dopplepopolis? What the hell are you talking about?”
“Man Greek chicks are so hot. Well this one guy I played lacrosse with, Kent, we spent a semester studying abroad in Greece. I played winger. Did I tell you this yet? We went to this Greek café and the owner’s daughter had this perfect set of—“
If they hook up the cable, we're all going to die! Say hello to Queen Dopplepopolis!
I'm like a little beaver. A hot little beaver.