“Say Hello to Queen Dopplepopolis for me!”
“Dopplepopolis? Is that Greek?”
“Dopplepopolis? What the hell are you talking about?”
“Man Greek chicks are so hot. Well this one guy I played lacrosse with, Kent, we spent a semester studying abroad in Greece. I played winger. Did I tell you this yet? We went to this Greek café and the owner’s daughter had this perfect set of—“

I'm like a little beaver. A hot little beaver.