|1.||Queen Creek, AZ|
Town even farther from phoenix than Gilbert. Not sure which county they are in and claims to have a massive penis. However, lost to Chandler in a penis size competition. Has a howie rating 3 out of 8. Queen Creek, it must be noted, has NO CREEK in it. However it has a shitload of dry washes that people drive into during storms and get stuck in.
Hey where do YOU live?
Queen Creek, AZ...
Oh thats cool, how bigs the creek.
There is none.