A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

The master of the queef. Queefer Sutherland sets the standards for queefing by which all queefing females abide to. While a deviation from this norm is uncommon, it nevertheless becomes the male companion's responsibility for telling everyone he knows about such a deviation.

A derogatory name for the under-talented, over-rated actor Keifer Sutherland. To suggest that he is not as bad-ass as his characters are, and in fact is ( or may have..) a vagina that expels gas.

When you have sex with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. People beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call Jack Bauer to come save the day.

Similar to the regular queef, however the farting sound eminates from the rectum as opposed to the vagina.