The funniest sound on the planet.
Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.
by sh0gun January 08, 2008
The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.
"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!
by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 07, 2006
When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.
My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.
by Chris March 01, 2005
a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).
joanie can queef on command!
by lemon pye January 05, 2003
An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.
The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads
by cornwallisfritter January 06, 2010
A vaginal fart.
Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.
by BP Cubed March 24, 2009