An expulsion of air from a pussy, that is most often accompanied by a wet 'psssh' sound. An intake of air, sort of a slurp, comes beforehand, and often results in laughter from those involved. Unless your man is a bitch, and a freaking Russian.
Queef: It's what's for dinner.
by Wahunsunacock June 28, 2011
The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.
"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!
by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 07, 2006
A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.
Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.
by Breezi September 22, 2005
When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.
My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.
by Chris March 01, 2005
A vaginal fart. Or ben, when he decides to fuck off without saying anything.
ben is a massive fucking queef
by andyispissedatyou September 06, 2011
An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.
The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads
by cornwallisfritter January 06, 2010
A pussy fart. This happens when a penis (or something else?) creates a vacuum inside of a woman's vagina.
-My girlfriend queefed after we were done fucking.
by Green_hen October 16, 2009