When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.
My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.
by Chris March 01, 2005
An expulsion of air from a pussy, that is most often accompanied by a wet 'psssh' sound. An intake of air, sort of a slurp, comes beforehand, and often results in laughter from those involved. Unless your man is a bitch, and a freaking Russian.
Queef: It's what's for dinner.
by Wahunsunacock June 28, 2011
The funniest sound on the planet.
Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.
by sh0gun January 08, 2008
a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).
joanie can queef on command!
by lemon pye January 05, 2003
It's when a pussy farts.
Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.
by Carlqueefy@smellsbad.com June 23, 2011
An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.
The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads
by cornwallisfritter January 06, 2010