an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence
There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.
by Light Joker August 23, 2007
Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"
by King of the Queef November 02, 2003
a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.
there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.
by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009
The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.
Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.
by Cauldwell's mom May 26, 2009
a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical
Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.
by Spoimez June 25, 2009
The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.
"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!
by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 07, 2006
When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.
My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.
by Chris March 01, 2005

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