Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"
by King of the Queef November 02, 2003
a vaginal fart . usually happens after having hard sex or pounding the pussy really fast .
guy1 ; i made that bitch queef
guy2 ; ?

guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart

guy2 ; throws up .
by huunneypuss June 12, 2011
A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 12, 2010
an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence
There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.
by Light Joker August 23, 2007
You dumasses its a pussy fart...
This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.
by the clit commander April 09, 2003
An expulsion of air from a pussy, that is most often accompanied by a wet 'psssh' sound. An intake of air, sort of a slurp, comes beforehand, and often results in laughter from those involved. Unless your man is a bitch, and a freaking Russian.
Queef: It's what's for dinner.
by Wahunsunacock June 28, 2011
a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical
Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.
by Spoimez June 25, 2009

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