Queef - Someone who is totally uncool, often fat, nerdy, and enjoys getting off over cool and good looking people in private, like the playas.
Millz - "Man that Adam Forster kid, he's such a god damn Queef, i think he bats for the other team"

Stu - "Yeh i think so too, what a fucking Queef!"

Kerry - "If i had my 3 iron on me right now, i would swing for that Queef's ass so bad he would'nt know what day it was ya hear me?!!"

Benji - "Hahahaha look at that Queef at the front of the bus, he can't fit his fat ass into the seat!!"
by BrislingtonsFinest October 11, 2007
failure,to not complete a task
when shooting pool and on the final shot with only the eight ball left on the table,you shoot and scratch,losing the game.you have queefed.this is one of many examples.it applies to a variety of situations.it's use was popular in the mid-eighties in southwest georgia.
by R. McCarthy September 15, 2006
a rank smelling gust of air
I queefed in my boyfriends face. I hope he didnt hear it.
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz fuckhole after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...
"i banged that fuckbag for an hour and finished her with a dirty jabbar; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.
Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...
by marrissaisawhore June 10, 2006
1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)
She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.
by birdman May 23, 2004
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