a rank smelling gust of air
I queefed in my boyfriends face. I hope he didnt hear it.
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz fuckhole after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...
"i banged that fuckbag for an hour and finished her with a dirty jabbar; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.
Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...
by marrissaisawhore June 10, 2006
Release of forceful air from a smelly overused cunt. Often sounds like a fart. Usually common in hookers.
Eww, Jane you're so gross. I heard that queef slip out.
by Auntie Kweeph June 15, 2004
1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)
She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.
by birdman May 23, 2004
A silent but smelly breeze that comes out of the pussy.
Penny did a long queef on a bus.
by Kikaider June 25, 2003
The kind of thing your mom does
Wow man, your mom queefs like shit!
by Jo Mommmma November 29, 2005

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