a dead dog. particularly smelly. used to describe the smell of a vaginal belch.
That chihuahua ran into the street and i hit it. Now everybody has to look at that little bloody queef.
by turdferguson157 November 09, 2008
Vaginal flatulence.

When your nailing a chick in her Vagina, and she farts...out of her vagina
Girl-'Oh Your Nailing me Good'

Me-'What's that smell'

Girl- 'Oh I Queefed
by thedarkniall July 28, 2008
a large package of paper
Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef.
Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.
by Broiker July 10, 2008
a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).
After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.
by POON-NA-NEE July 28, 2005
1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.
2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.
by Sam March 11, 2005
the occurance of the escape of air that is trapped within the orface of the female sex organ.
"that stripper-bitch queef in kevin's goddam FACCCCE"
by Gabrielle February 18, 2005
N: Pussy fart
V: Farting through one's vagina
Joe was giving Jen head and Jen queefed, causing Joe to gag.
by hoagiejr February 09, 2005

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