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169.
a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).
After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.
by POON-NA-NEE July 28, 2005
 
170.
1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.
2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.
by Sam March 11, 2005
 
171.
the occurance of the escape of air that is trapped within the orface of the female sex organ.
"that stripper-bitch queef in kevin's goddam FACCCCE"
by Gabrielle February 18, 2005
 
172.
N: Pussy fart
V: Farting through one's vagina
Joe was giving Jen head and Jen queefed, causing Joe to gag.
by hoagiejr February 09, 2005
 
173.
the sound that T makes when i stuff my arm into her large poon.
God damn T, you fucking whore... you queef'ed like a mother fucker !
by badass mofo March 01, 2004
 
174.
A fart out of the pussy
After i ate owt colleen, she let owt a huge queef
by eazyd November 29, 2003
 
175.
a noxious cunt blast that is fatal if inhaled
the dumb ho queefed into the bong and killed the other ho
by Anonymous October 21, 2003