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an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
by randy dixon February 27, 2003
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The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
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by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
by npetrikov June 07, 2010
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queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! June 02, 2003
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Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.
As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.
by nooneknowsme810 September 06, 2009
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Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag December 24, 2006
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