Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.
Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.
There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!
by Meghan Bananergee July 07, 2010