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2. Quank
A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded.
Wife: "Husband, you left all the lights on AGAIN! You are wasting valuable electricity lighting the room just for the dust bunnies!"

Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
by Catriona Jul 14, 2005 add a video
1. quank
A simple definition- quick wank.
'Had a quank before I left'
3. Quank
(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.
-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
4. Quank
An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid
Epic poem "Quank sailed the hills like a ship in its time"
5. quank
A word that is used to replace any other word ever thought of.
QuankAnne quanked the quankette in the quankhole.
Quank-you.
by Quankleen Jul 12, 2003 add a video
6. quank
Quank does not mean shit. But you can sound cool saying it cause the other brothers dunno what the fuck it means.
Next time I see that foo' Ima quank his ass.
by anonymous May 5, 2003 add a video
7. quank
The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.
Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.
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