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Female equivalent of cum / semen i.e. vaginal mucus.
by Elberto The Brave January 30, 2014
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Her only quam is that he still lives at his parents' house.
by ~D March 21, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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my hand got stuck in her sticky quam
by Neil November 15, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Jessy pulled her knickers to find quam in her gusset.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The male equivalent to Ma'am, not to be confused with Sir. It can be used for either gender and is always spelled in all capital letters.
Excuse me, QUAM. That is my Nutella!
by ChazzytheFifth September 11, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Someone whose stupidity is contradictory of evolution.
"That Quam, Peter, wouldn't be half as jobless if he would just learn to fucking read."
by Combatbat February 10, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Dude I totally quamed this girl yesterday.
by Tealer December 14, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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