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quailtard 

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.
"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006
quailtard by alexdagrate February 17, 2006

qualitay 

The word 'quality' is often mis-used to mean 'of good quality' although its true meaning is neutral (good quality, poor quality, etc.)

'Qualitay' is a deliberate misspelling and mis-pronunciation of the word 'quality'. It is used jokingly to mean 'good' -- in other words it absorbs the incorrect meaning assigned by many people to 'quality'.
I think the new iMac G5 looks qualitay.
qualitay by Kilkrazy September 24, 2004

qualitacious

adj. having high quality, superior
She's waiting for a qualitacious man.
qualitacious by NancyO August 19, 2007

qualitate 

the act of checking something for quality
"I'm going to go qualitate the ham to ensure that it is good enough for our guests"
qualitate by Phillibini September 29, 2008

Qualitage 

Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.
"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"

"That goal was qualitage!"

Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"
Qualitage by L Groover August 10, 2006

quailtard 

A combination of word "quail" which is a bird that is small in size and having mottled brown plumage and a short tail, with a contraction of the word "retard", one who is mentally challanged. Quailtard was first uttered by Jon Stewart on "The daily Show". It refers to the hunting accident in which Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot a lawyer from Texas on February 11, 2006.
I turned on the TV and all the stations were talking about quailtard.
quailtard by TJ_H February 17, 2006