Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.
Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"
by Hobartman October 29, 2006
A person playing Quake
Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!
by Abraxa August 29, 2003
A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
rich, snobby, white kid
Paris Hilton is a Quaker.
Orange County denizens in general are Quaker's.
The well to do of high society who are Caucasian have spawned Quaker whelps.
by exo121 August 22, 2008
A collosal and difficult to shift turd.
"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."
by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004
Simple definition: A Christian who strongly believes in non-violence.
Those people who are on the side of the road are Amish.
Maybe O Dogg should get fucked in the ass doggy style by Spankey. I think that would clarify and make them both happy.
by Non-religious man September 27, 2003
A big guy, for every step he takes the ground shakes. A guy who can deal a lot of damage like an eforcer.
You look like you went a few rounds with a quaker. Get some rest
by Marcus Palm August 18, 2003
1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.
by smith June 17, 2004

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