quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

by dan vegas June 23, 2004

quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me

by Nadz84 September 24, 2012

The Quagmire

The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

*doing "The Quagmire"

guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity!

by Ben_Dover69 May 30, 2009

quagmire

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 2, 2007

Quagmired

The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.

The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.

by bigweezey November 26, 2012

quagmire

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

by yarrh May 30, 2006