Sex craved pervert from the funniest show ever, Family Guy
Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry.
Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. Giggtty
(In the middle of the night, Peter wakes the whole neighborhood by yelling.)
Peter: Hey everybody! Meg just had her first period!
Joe: PETER! Shut up its three in the morning!
Cleveland: What the hell is going on out there?!
Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
Peter: I'm just saying! I'm proud of her. She's a woman! Yea!
Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I am exhausted!
Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.
Quagmire is the neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy.
Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."
Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.
Quagmire- How old are you?
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face
Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.
We're in quite a quagmire, now.
A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form
Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)
A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament
yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.
The male version of the derogate term "slut". A man who would, without question, do absolutely anything he could for sexual relief, including but not limited to having sex with inanimate objects made in the likeness of a woman. Inspired from the sex-crazed pervert by the same name on the show "Family Guy".
"Don't date that guy. He's a fucking quagmire." "I wouldn't leave my sister alone in the room with a quagmire like him."