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A small piece of turd, usually round, that lacks sufficient weight to fall freely. It becomes stuck and requires a vigorous shaking action for it to drop into the loo.
I had to shake really hard to free those quaglets when I went for a dump this morning.
by Tommy le Turd July 29, 2007
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Small pieces of poo, usually round, that lack sufficient weight to fall freely. They become stuck and require a vigorous shaking action for them to drop into the loo.
Man, those quaglets were difficult to shift this morning. I had to shake really hard.
by Tommy le Turd July 31, 2007
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a large pool of both blood and bile.
after being ripped to shreds the quaglet was the only thing left.
by Einhander November 22, 2006
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