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4. Quacker
Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.
Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.
1. quacker
When a person laid a loud fart sounding like a duck
I heard someone laid the biggest quacker
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2. Quacker
a white person who has no idea whats going on around him. associated with Cracker but not the same meaning. Plural Quackers
Let's go mug the f*ckin' Quacker over there
3. Quacker
A very white duck.
The duck over there is such a quacker.
5. quacker
When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.
Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.
6. quacker
A white psychiatrist
"That quacker won't prescibe me the good SHIT!"
7. Quacker
Someone who's lieing, fake, corny, or lame as hell. See Quackin for the Verb.
Shut the hell up Quacker, we're tired of ur lies.
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