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Johnny the highschool dropout went back to his old school to sell QP's.
by roper March 27, 2003
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I just sold a q-p
by mosdef June 18, 2003
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Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)
"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006
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quarter pound. refers to any drug sold by weight.
"once I get my unemployment check I'ma cop a q.p. and set up shop as a dealer"
by jim June 24, 2003
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1. Quarter Pound of weed.
2. Quarter Pounder burger from McDonald's.
1. "Can I get a Q?"
"A Q? Fuck that, the minimum I do is QP's."
2. "Man, I just smoked a QP (joke), let's go get some QP's from McDonald's."
by Diego July 26, 2003
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its a dick and ballz look reall close and youll see it
joe: you a qp
Andrew: what
Joe: look closely and you'll see it
Andrew: oh i deffinatly aint a dick
by joe and andrew February 19, 2009
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A quarter pound of bud. Prices vary.
"Just hook-up a Q.P.for this weekend."
by s1mc December 05, 2008
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