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A large piece of excrement left floating in the toilet, usually requiring several flushes and possible use of a super-soaker to get rid of it. Who left that QE2 in the toilet? I tried to flush it seven times but the damn thing won't go.
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| 2. | QE2 | ||
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As if QE1 wasn't enough. Economist 1: It seems like we are finally "out" of the recession!
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK GUISE LET'S PRINT MOAR MONEY. Economist 2: Well.. how much did you have in mind? Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: HOW MUCH MONIES IS IN CIRCULATION?? Economist 3: About 800 Billion Dollars. Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK IMMA PRINTIN OVER 900 BILLION DOLLARZZ Economist 4: Alright, and what should we call your stupid plan? Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: FUCK THE RICH, GIVE TO THE POOR, I'M ROBIN HOOD MOTHAFUCKAAA. Economist 5: Actually President Obama is currently using that name for his administration.. Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: WAT WAS MAH OLD PLAN CALLED?? Economist 6: QE1. Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: DEN CALL DIS ONE QE2 KOO KOO KACHOO! |
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| 3. | QE2 | ||
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Similar to motorboating, but in cases of extremely large breasts when regular motorboating is neither powerful enough nor does justice to the wonderful mammaries of the young lady. Matt: "I would love to motoboat Christina Hendricks."
Fonda: "You couldn't motorboat those things, you need to QE2 those man." |
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