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Definition: pyuppie (‘puppy’) n.: an acronym for a ‘post-yuppie’, a pyuppie is a young, educated, disenchanted urban professional who, in lieu of taking a reactionary stance against materialism and pop-culture to cope with feelings of disillusion with the ‘white-collar sweatshop’, adopts a playful acceptance of traditional yuppie values to blend cultural lines through postmodern channels (such as parody and pastiche). Whereas yuppies define themselves through the very social order and materialism they appropriate, pyuppies define themselves more so through their own particular surface arrangement of the symbols provided by yuppie-esque materialism and culture without taking deeper meaning from them. However, unlike various reactionary juxtapositions to yuppie mores (e.g. punk, hipster, green movement, i.e. Chuck Palahniuk’s 1996 novel ‘Fight Club’), pyuppies welcome and convert yuppie symbolism, creating a transgressive existence that is neither overtly high nor low society.
Pyuppie, Neo-Modernist, Modern English Dandy, New Briton, a Bret Easton Ellis follower who lives in a post-industrial neighborhood, reformed rock-star, fashionable Flaneurs, white-collar hipster, neo-hipster, post-modernism, neo-materialism.
Pyuppie by Trystan Spencer June 21, 2009
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Score puppies 

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

Sad Puppied 

When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.
Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home
Sad Puppied by Skua September April 10, 2015

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009
Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome
Puppies are awesome and dogs
puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008

Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
Soccer Puppies by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020